life in the mad mitten

so i'm sitting here, minding my own business. i got up a minute ago to use the facilities, and when I walked back to my little table, THIS is what I saw:

how did THAT sneak up on me? it did NOT look like that an hour ago.

here is what my feet look like right now:

i'm so in denial. this totally sucks.

jenny, you asked for it!

You have to use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following.

(they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!)

You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl question.

1.What is your name? marie
2. 4 letter word: mast (specifically the kind found on a pirate ship)
3. Vehicle: mazda (zoom zoom...)
4. City: mexico city
5. Boy Name: mohinder
6. Girl Name: moesha
7. Non-alcoholic drink: milk (it does a body good!)
8. Occupation: marine biologist (but I don't believe they exist)
9. Something you wear: monacle (but I don't wear it in public)
10. Celebrity: madonna (who is also from Michigan...)
11. Food: monelli's pizza (84th street, to be specific)
12. Something found in a bathroom: mushroom (if it's lisa's old house)
13. Reason for being late: mauled by a bear
14. Cartoon Character: Maleficant (10 points if you know who this is)
15. Something you shout: mooby! (50 points if you know who did shout this!)
16. Animal: mamba (as in the deadly snake that crazy australians like to taunt)
17. Body Part: medulla oblongata (mucous isn't technically a body part)