blessings & warnings

you never know how significant the littlest act of generosity will impact someone. while mired in the slimy muck pit of financial disaster today, i sent an email out to the guy who runs a website i pay to belong to. it merely stated that right now my life sucks, and could i send payment a few days later than normal, rather than having it withdraw directly from my account like it does every month. i was just looking for a little bit of breathing room. anything to help me stop making myself physically ill, which i do every time i get into this position.

i got an email back just a little bit later stating that he thinks i need a christmas present, and my membership is taken care of for this month. i almost cried. fine, i did cry. it just wasn't at all what i was expecting and not even in my mind to hope for. it was like a ray of sunshine on an otherwise dreary and overcast day.



so i just read the following on a plastic bag sitting on my desk:
"WARNING: To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this plastic bag away from babies and children."

i want to know how this works. how am i saved from suffocating by keeping the bag away from kids?