jeans spark randomocity
after a sweat-drenched jaunt down the kent trail this afternoon, my sister and i were holding a typical unusual conversation in her jeep, bunji, on the drive back home.
cruising down 44th street (feet appropriately positioned where the doors had been removed) we saw some girl walking down the sidewalk, talking on her cell phone. IN JEANS. tight-fitting jeans, no less.
do you really want to know how strange we are? for your enjoyment/mockery is part of the conversation that ensued after the sighting (props to rhonda, by the way, for the new word!):
lisa: i would never wear jeans in this weather.
RIE: me either.
lisa: especially tight jeans like that.
RIE: yeah.
(pause)
RIE: unless i was a lizard.
lisa: what?
RIE: lizards are cold-blooded; right?
lisa: right.
RIE: so jeans wouldn't matter.
(pause)
RIE: i would be a fashion trendsetting lizard.
lisa: or a rebel.
RIE: unless the fashion didn't stick.
lisa: a rebel with a cause.
RIE: you mean a rebel without a cause?
lisa: no. you would definitely have a cause.
RIE: well, then i would have to also wear a white t-shirt with smokes rolled up in the sleeve.
lisa: yeah!
RIE: unless lizards don't smoke. (trying to imagine what a lizard's lighter would look like)
lisa: unless you're a fire-breathing lizard!
((loud, loud laughter))
RIE: i would be a fashion trendsetting fire-breathing lizard...with a cause!
(pause)
RIE: FASHION would be my cause!
4 comments:
I always see chicks in tight jeans walking around that area. I'm not kidding. Of course, I'm always pleasantly cool in my A/C, and I forget that the chick in question is NOT, so it doesn't really flag my attention too much...thank you for bringing my attention to this vital issue :)
you know, that's what I'm here for! I now am in serious need of some corresponding artwork, of a lizard chilling against the wall of some store (jay and silent bob style) with jeans and a white t-shirt, holding a smoke! hehehe
lizard jeans would have really funny butts...
and their pants would probably not have drawstrings...hehehe
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